The Rakehornpipe


 * 1a. "Help Wanted" - "Well, lad, it seems like you don't even have your sea legs."
 * 2a. "Bubblestand" - "Who would pay 25¢ to blow bubbles?"
 * 8b. "Squeaky Boots" - Mr. Krabs tries to keep the window closed.
 * 11b. "Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost" - SpongeBob and Patrick fetch Squidward food.
 * 12a. "The Chaperone" - SpongeBob cooks a Krabby Patty; Mr. Krabs asks if anyone wants to take Pearl to the prom.
 * 14a. "SB-129" - Squidward hides in the freezer from SpongeBob and Patrick.
 * 14b. "Karate Choppers" - Opening shot of the Krusty Krab.
 * 15a. "Sleepy Time" - "This'll make a great fish story, eh, Mr. Krabs?"
 * 17a. "Arrgh!" - Mr. Krabs persuades SpongeBob to play the Flying Dutchman's Treasure Hunt game more.
 * 20a. "Hooky" - Patrick appears at the Krusty Krab.
 * 21a. "Your Shoe's Untied" - "Hey, SpongeBob, you're shorter. Have you been dieting?"
 * 21b. "Squid's Day Off" - Squidward asks SpongeBob for change.
 * 22b. "Bossy Boots" - "Say 'hello' to me Pearl!"
 * 23b. "Bubble Buddy" - Squidward gives Bubble Buddy a bottle of shampoo.
 * 24b. "Imitation Krabs" - "Isn't that a microphone?;" 6-1/2 Hours Later time card; "Back you hungry hand!"
 * 25a. "Wormy" - Squidward and Mr. Krabs taunt SpongeBob and Patrick for being afraid of the butterfly.
 * 25b. "Patty Hype" - "SpongeBob, sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems."
 * 27b. "Life of Crime" - Mr. Krabs tells SpongeBob and Patrick about "borrowing."
 * 33a. "Shanghaied" - The Flying Dutchman talks about the three wishes.
 * 34a. "Welcome to the Chum Bucket" - Plankton shows SpongeBob an exact replica of the Krusty Krab kitchen.
 * 38a. "Sailor Mouth" - SpongeBob says Bad Word #11 all over the Krusty Krab.
 * 41a. "The Algae's Always Greener" - SpongeBob does his job as "co-cashier."
 * 43a. "Just One Bite" - "Here you go, sir. A King-Size Ultra Krabby Supreme with the works."
 * 44a. "Nasty Patty" - "Wash your hands! Clean the floors! Change your underwear! The health inspector's here!;" The health inspector asks for one of everything on the menu.
 * 47b. "Can You Spare a Dime?" - Mr. Krabs, Squidward, and SpongeBob all count different things.
 * 53b. "Clams" - SpongeBob fishes everything he sees.
 * 56a. "Born Again Krabs" - "What happened? Someone tried to throw away a patty?"
 * 58a. "Missing Identity" - "Just a quick heads up, boys."
 * 61a. "Fear of a Krabby Patty" - Mr. Krabs shows SpongeBob and Squidward the new work time; Mr. Krabs keeps the Krusty Krab open from 6 a.m. to 11 p.m; The ending.
 * 64a. "Skill Crane" - "Boys, it's Pay Day!"
 * 65a. "Selling Out" - Mr. Krabs enters the Krabby O'Monday's kitchen.
 * 68b. "SquidBob TentaclePants" - SquidBob TentaclePants do their jobs.
 * 79b. "Squid Wood" - Mini Squidward takes a customer's order at the Krusty Krab.
 * 83c. "Fungus Among Us" - Mr. Krabs asks Squidward for help.
 * 84a. "Spy Buddies" - "You see, we had a bet."
 * 85b. "Krabs à la Mode" - The opening
 * 88a. "Money Talks" - The opening
 * 89a. "The Krusty Sponge" - "We got SpongeBob drinking straws, coasters, bibs, and me personal favorite, SpongeBob ice cubes!"
 * 97a. "20,000 Patties Under the Sea" - SpongeBob reminds Patrick about the burnt patties; "Look, Patrick, we floated back up!"
 * 98. "What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?" - Mr. Krabs plays with Mr. and Mrs. Dollar.
 * 104b. "Gone" - SpongeBob uses Boaty to put the Krabby Patties on the grill.
 * 108b. "Plankton's Regular" - "Why settle for Plankton's lumpy chum, when you can enjoy a steaming Krabby Patty, for free?"
 * 141a. "The Curse of the Hex" - Mr. Krabs says that curses are nonsense.
 * 148a. "The Masterpiece" - "Oh, that's right!"
 * 203b. "Salsa Imbecilicus" - The opening; The ending.
 * 221a. "No Pictures Please" - Patrick and the tourist arrive at the Krusty Krab.
 * 221b. "Stuck on the Roof" - Title card.
 * 239a. "The Grill is Gone" - "What do you think you are doing, boy-o? We don't have a racing cart."
 * 256a. "SpongeBob in RandomLand" - Opening at the Krusty Krab.